some circle of high school friends accidentally misspelled their friend’s email and won’t stop sending me dumb emails even though i told them of the mistake

this is a chain letter i got

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My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy. My mother istyping this for me, because I can’t. She is crying. The reason she isso sad is because I’m so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn’thurt, except when I try to breathe.The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled withleaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on accountof us having no money or insurance.I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money.Mommy doesn’t work because she said nobody hires crying people. Isaid, “Don’t cry, Mommy,” and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommyalways gives me hugs, even though she’s allergic to burlap and itmakes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email toeveryone you know. Forward it to people you don’t know, too. Dr. Johansen said that forevery person you forward this email to, Bill Gates will team up withDisney World and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America and havethe astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hearthem better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope,and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money tothe doctors. The doctors could help me get better then.Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can onlybe third base.Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take moreprayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true.Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don’t wantmy leaves to rot before I turn 10.If you don’t forward this email, that’s okay. Mommy says you’re a mean and heartless idiot who doesn’t care about a poor little boywith only a head. She says that if you don’t stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slowhorrible death and then burn forever in hell. What kind of cruelperson are you that you can’t take five stinkin’ minutes to forwardthis to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame aboutignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?Please help me. I try to be happy, but it’s hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn’t

chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlapbody. I wish that very much.Thank You, Billy “Smiley” Evans

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“I don’t want to be mean, but how can he survive without a body. You need your heart to circulate the blood. Also, isn’t bill gates dead, or is that someone else who died. and his mommy can’t type very well. don’t want to be mean.”
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